Zumo Bishop

July 10, 2009

in Television

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According to the Fair City Website:

Zumo Bishop knows that the best way to get what he wants from people is to intimidate them. Zumo’s uncle Baz O’Neill has been his mentor and role model since his father started the first of many prison sentences in 1992. 20-year-old Zumo has learned enough about the hard-man act from Baz to pass on the tricks of the trade to his younger brothers Denzo and Decco.

Zumo doesn’t sound all that intimidating in this clip.

His teddies are all ripped to bits, and it makes his voice go all funny.









I’ve already had CNN contact me, they want to run with this story too.

{ 6 comments… read them below or add one }

Gamma Goblin July 11, 2009 at 00:57

You cut the video short! Does he manage to come back with Bruce Springsteen as he said he would or what?

They are so close to coming out with the line “maybe we could come to, ahem, some kind of ‘arrangement?’”. A pity, there hasn’t been any decent skanger lovin’ in Fair City since that episode years ago where yerman* got a golf club to the head.

*As you can see, I’m a huge fan of this show and know all the names. Billy, wasn’t it?

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bigmentaldisease July 11, 2009 at 01:04

About a second later the credits kicked in, I’m afraid the general public will have to wait until Sunday night to see what dastardly scheme Zumo will unleash. His name was indeed Billy. Fair City cheers me up no end. It’s the greatest comedy of all time.

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Gamma Goblin July 11, 2009 at 21:48

I made you a prezzie… well actually I made it months ago and I’m kicking myself for deleting the original video. It was of those same two office bimbos fighting about something (grr I can’t remember) but the acting was complete crap and the lines ludicrousness! I made an animated GIF of the best bit, which you may have all for yourself now :)

[Fair City Bimbo Lulz]

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bigmentaldisease July 11, 2009 at 22:00

That’s brilliant!Those two girls don’t burn up the screen, they just take a shit all over it!

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Gamma Goblin July 12, 2009 at 00:28

Yer’wans hair extensions deserve a spin off show of their own… Fair City: Rats Tails

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bigmentaldisease July 12, 2009 at 02:24

That Niamh one has something wrong with her face, she has a permanent frown.

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