Craig Doyle is a UPC customer. Is he now? I wonder if he watches Tonight With Craig Doyle to have a look at how well he’s performing. It’s pre-recorded so Craig can easily tune in along with the rest of us on a Saturday night. If he’s tied up on that night, he can just use his UPC DVR to record the show. Oh hang on, the UPC DVR is a non-functioning piece of shit. You might as well stick a scart cable into a lemon.
Trying to set up a series link on UPC can be very dirty work, and sometimes you need to go for a shower to feel clean again.
I hate that prick. I hate him more with his clothes off, someone should chuck an upc box into the shower with him.
Can’t say I’m a big fan either, of Doyle or UPC.
I reckon that if they’re insisting that their shows share the name Tonight, Craig Doyle and Vincent Brown must swap shows at least once a month. Brown could interrogate stars of stage and screen about the ethics of Hollywood and showbiz, and Doyle could charm some trade union leaders into shaving their beards for charity, before reviewing the papers with Martin Mansergh and the Bishop of Mayo.
I’m a commissioning editor working in RTÉ and I like the gist of your idea. I think we here have what it takes to bring your vision to the next level. Here’s €600,000 and a personal jet.
Craig is a fine example of how hair on a mans body can go so wrong. You’d think it was hard to fuck up a thing like body hair, but nope, Craig pulls it off. I’d say he pulls it off every time he takes a shower, don’t you? And by “don’t you?” I mean “don’t you?”
P.S. as an avid reader of alt tags, I noticed that the name of this image is “craig-doyle-small.jpg” I think that is highly unfair to the man. For all you know, that might be just a really big hand he’s got there. Speaking of big hands, I’d say he pulls it off every time he takes a shower, don’t you? And by “don’t you?” I mean…
P.P.S. Craig Doyle has just been found with his head chopped off. It’s believed he’s been a victim of a fundamentalist Muslim group who took offense when they thought there was a depiction of the Prophet Muhammad in Craig’s armpit. Silly that, as it’s quite clearly Jesus he’s got tucked in there. Doctor’s hope Craig will make a full recovery tomorrow after they sew his head back on. When it comes to full recoveries after complete decapitation I believe if anyone can, Craig can pull it off, don’t you?
I must take responsibility for the Craig-small alt tag. My thinking was that I needed a ‘small’ 540px-wide image with more reasonable filesize in the post, linked to the larger high quality image, craig-doyle-naked.png. Unfortunately, up to now I had craig-doyle-small.jpg linking to craig-doyle-naked.jpg instead of craig-doyle-naked.png and so visitors today were denied the opportunity to examine Craig’s freaky pubes in greater detail. Now I have fixed this and thank Christ for that. You see, this is how things get done.
Nooooooo my eyes….they burn.
Dagnammit BMD-Wasn’t expecting to see the monstrosity that is Craig Doyle’s smug smile coupled with his hairy arse.
All in all this post has worked out better than expected. Craig’s arse has drawn considerable interest, so much so that I am considering making male nudity a regular feature. Next up, Alan Hughes and Ronan Collins.
Tis only a pity Ryan T wouldn’t get his keks off like this. We’d be sorted then.
The whole country would go blind!
That’d some weird tan-line. What kind of arseless togs does he wear?