Out of Reach

While we’re on the subject of movie endings, have a butchers at this.

Trust a Steven Seagal movie to provide the most ridiculous movie ending of all time.

“He spends most of his time by himself, wandering the forest looking for injured animals. He seems to like it that way.”

I can only guess what he does to those animals when he finds them.

How fucking hilarious.

The man walking through the forest is clearly not Steven Seagal.

Steven Seagal would suck his own cock if he could reach it (maybe he can).

Comments

  1. TheShape says:

    Stephen can suck his own cock…hence all the alone time in the forest.

    Do you think he ever gets a nagging sense of disappointment and disillusionment every day he doesn’t find injured animals and has started harming them himself to feel a sense of worth?

  2. GammagOblin says:

    Steven Seagal gave birth to me.

  3. im a sexy russian girl says:

    sounds like a ridiculous ending on paper but he pulls it off with style.

  4. And then he pulls himself off, in front of the two kids.

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