The King of Hearts and suspected King of child-penis-stroking is dead.
GOD HELP US ALL.
Absolute fucking conman and all-round shithead Uri Geller did his best to save Wacko by inserting a spoon into his heart and trying to bend it with his mind in such a way that Jacko was jumpstarted back into his life of mental depravity. It didn’t work.
Now Jacko joins Princess Diana, Jade Goody and Bernard Manning in hell, where he will take part in a fly-on-the-wall documentary for MTV UK. Or whatever the hell channel shows that kind of crap, I can’t remember.
Close friend Uri Geller told Sky News he was hoping desperately that the reports were not true: “I must hear it from a doctor. I cannot believe everything I see and read and hear at the moment. I hope its not true, I’m waiting like you are, like the whole planet is waiting to hear it from the mouth of the doctor taking care of him.
“I’m absolutely devastated and shocked. He was a young man terribly fit and basically in good shape. If it is true I am just in total shock.”
Now follows the inevitable media U-Turn, as happened with Goody and Spencer, where Jackson is elevated to the status of a Greek God, a misunderstood genius, as opposed to the freakshow he was a week ago.
Who ever insulted him is an imbecile,this man has achieved more in his short life than your ancestors and generation will ever achieve ,America has pushed him to the grave,may more of their dreams be buried
Crazy person time!
He managed to give himself the most hideous face I’ve ever seen, even worse than Nixon and Mickey Rooney’s heads morphed together. So that was an achievement I guess.
Plus a few musical achievements I suppose.