Boyzone are really upset about Stephen Gately’s death. So upset in fact, that they’re going to be too depressed to spend all the money they make from milking his demise. Well, not really.
Life After Stephen
June 21, 2010 By 4 Comments
Get out of my house.
Boyzone are really upset about Stephen Gately’s death. So upset in fact, that they’re going to be too depressed to spend all the money they make from milking his demise. Well, not really.
Don’t forget the documentary and inevitable book…that’s the only way they can really get over it…to air it in public with a price tag…it’s what he would have wanted…
Next they’ll be claiming that they can contact him on the other side, and selling a book of Steo’s opinions on the Middle East situation.
They must have put all of their savings into Anglo Irish, if they are this desperate.
I love the solemn TV ads:
“Then I did get the call from Ro-O, saying Stee-O was dead! How do you come back from something like dat? I knew immediately that we needed to re-unite and make a couple of million each by doing a new album and some big shows, under the umbrella of a tribute type of ting.”
Of course, Ro-O, is very big in Australia, Keith-O does a half decent job on Corrie, Shane-O is a mad, unemployed skanger, who has to live with the fact that his sisters were in girlband Be-Witched; Mikie-O is still considering a vast swathe of various opportunities (FAS courses).
Stee-O’s body has been disinterred by Louis Walsh and will be displayed in forthcoming Boyzone shows. At least Gately won’t be able to attempt to sing…
I laughed at that