Jade, shouldn’t you be in heaven?
Why the hell do you keep creeping into all the headlines!
Jaded
September 6, 2009 By 2 Comments
Get out of my house.
Jade, shouldn’t you be in heaven?
Why the hell do you keep creeping into all the headlines!
Dear Editor of the Sun/News of the World,
What is Jermaine Defoe doing taking up valuable space on this front page graphic?
After all, he is just a footballer kicking a few balls into the net, for his country.
He should have been kept on your back pages to make more room for pics relating to Jordan and Peter’s fake breakup.
Don’t you realise that the world has an insatiable need to know more about the minutia of the varied, fabulous lives of Jack, Saint Jade, Kerry, Jordan and Peter?
Yours,
Angry, Milton Keynes
Apparently Father Brendan Smith’s ghost and Jade’s ghost are shacked up together in heaven. There will be a twelve page pullout in tomorrow’s Irish English Sun, featuring close-ups of Jade’s clitoris and numerous photos of Oliver Reed shitting carelessly onto a small bicycle.