The Irish version of Dragons’ Den is coming back to RTÉ. It’s like the British version, only completely shit and lacking any sort of charm. From looking at that pic you might think it was a promotional shot for the Irish Hair Loss Association. And one of the dragons has fish-lips. I’ll leave you to decide which one.
I’ll tell you where I am when this raiméis is on. I’m out.
Will you leave bald people alone! This is about your fifth post berating baldies!
Ha ha, I had thought of that when I was typing it out. Perhaps I have some issues in that respect
Would be great if they did a hybrid show with this and Bill Cullen’s ‘Apprentice’.
I would love to see Bill berating some of these pompous Dragon twits, giving them a dose of their own medicine, particularly Niall (“don’t waste my time – I’m very, very successful”) O’Farrell,
Gavin (“don’t you know who I am in business – how dare you ask me for that amount of money?”) Duffy
and
Sean (I have an unsettlingly, unblinking, evil stare and look like I’m constantly chewing nettles) Gallagher.
Ideally Bill could team the 3 of them together (Team ‘Hubris’) and give them a tough task like going door to door in Moyross or some halting site in Tralee, asking people to produce their TV licences. The winner would be the Last Man Standing, or the contestant left with the least amount of life-threatning injuries in the boardroom denoument, once the task is completed.
I’d go on the show and they’d be like: “So, Mr. Goblin what is it you have for us to see?” and I’d be like “10lbs of C4, strapped to my cock, bitches!” Kabooom!
Do ye reckon these fuckers actually have any cash? They never seem to invest in anything.
More importantly, it’s shows like this that help me understand how the Irish Landlords were by far the worst under British rule. The Irish merchant class are the most horrendously self-satisfied, vindictive people in the known universe. I flicked onto this one night, and the fat penguin shaped one lifted his feet to show the words ‘I’m Out’ on the bottom of his shoes.
Think what that involved. Someone had to edit and print the word document, cut out the squares of text, possibly finding the right font through trial and error, cutting off strips of sellotape, and actually taping them onto the penguin’s shoes.
All this was done, for the purpose of humiliating a vulnerable human being on national television.
They should all be hanged.
That’s unbelievable, what a cunt.