Christ Almighty.
What an amusing picture I found in Ireland’s very own shitterati magazine, the Sunday Independent Life Magazine. It appears to be loudmouth, frog-features solicitor Gerald Kean, relaxing on the beach with his plastic fantastic wife, Lisa Murphy. To be honest, I’m not even sure that they are married, but I couldn’t be bothered double-checking. All I know is that Gerald and Barbie are very much in love and often hit the beach together to catch some rays.
Lisa is full of beans and loves to frolic in the sand; she usually dons a skimpy white bikini and a pair of fashionable heels. She must be cautious however, as her face is in danger of melting if she spends more than half an hour in direct sunlight. Gerald doesn’t ever take off his suit because he’s actually got a parasitic twin hanging quite hideously from his left man breast. The little fella has come in handy over the past few years as a source of skin cells for Lisa’s face. They make a lovely couple though and I wish them well.
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