A Celebration of Phil Mitchell

Viz were correct when they described Phil Mitchell from EastEnders as looking like an uncooked sausage in a shirt:

Here’s Phil trying to get out of his wheelchair after being pushed underwater:

phil mitchell underwater A Celebration of Phil Mitchell

And taking part in some sordid rape game with an old man:

archiephil A Celebration of Phil Mitchell

Phil got his comeuppance when he was date raped by an old woman:

phil mitchell raped A Celebration of Phil Mitchell

What about this Phil Mitchell lookalike?

phil mitchell lookalike A Celebration of Phil Mitchell

Phil Mitchell falling over:

Phil farting

Some Phil Mitchell related inspiration: