Take that friggin’ thing off your head…

fair city esther Take that friggin’ thing off your head…

fair city esther 2 Take that friggin’ thing off your head…

.. or I’ll take it off meself, ya bowsie.

peggy mitchell Take that friggin’ thing off your head…

You as well.

phil mitchell2 Take that friggin’ thing off your head…

You put one on.

Wigwatch: David Davin Power

david davin power 2 Wigwatch: David Davin Power

The Six One news on RTÉ One yesterday was uplifting and lighthearted, unlike most days.

Only joking. It was the usual depressing mix of economy horror stories, 86 year old rape victims and violent crime.

One thing I couldn’t tear my eyes away from was David Davin Power. My Wigdar was tingling at an alarming rate every time he swayed his head. I need to see him from the back to be sure, but he’s shot straight up to the top of my wigwatch charts, shoving Brian Lenihan into second place.

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Taipei Toupee Terrorist Jailed

chiuli Taipei Toupee Terrorist Jailed

Welcome to silly season. This stupid story is even making Reuters lose the run of themselves:

Man toupee for revealing bald truth

I had to reproduce that wonderful pun again. It deserves the exposure.

TAIPEI (Reuters) – A man who tore the wig off a telegenic Taiwan legislator last year was sentenced to five months in jail for depriving the MP of his freedom to look good, a court spokesman said Tuesday.

“The judge thought Chiu Yi had the freedom to wear what he wanted, and Chiu felt the wig made him look prettier,” court spokesman Huang Chin-ming said. “The judge thinks that to remove it intentionally was to take away that right.”

As you can see from the picture, it’s pretty obvious that Chiu Li is hiding a skirted egg underneath that wig.

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