Apple
December 18, 2009 By 2 Comments
This was supposed to be a comment on Gamma Goblin’s article, but my OpenID has been bollocksed for ages so I can’t comment over there.
I do laugh at the hipster wannabe types who think they are more individual and less conformist by buying Apple products. The iPod heralded an explosion in those tossers. Funnily enough, the iPod itself is fond of exploding also. Apple ads are awful douchebaggery indeed. I had Macintosh computers from 1993 to 2002 and I loved them dearly, but at the same time, they were flimsy pieces of shit that seized up every twenty minutes, with very poor choice of software. I can’t believe how bad the iMac G3 keyboard was. I still shudder at its memory. And that awful mouse. Occasionally though, I do miss OS 7.6 and it’s little eccentricities. I am not too fond of the current OS. I would like to get a Mac again one day, when my plastic shit factory moves into profitability.
Nice One
December 17, 2009 By Leave a Comment
“in 2005 I was working for a “telemarketing” firm somewhere on the east coast. morale was so bad at the company, management went to great lengths to keep people that actually worked hard. one of the ways they did this was a short lived but highly entertaining award for “Employee of the Month”. Said employee was treated to answering calls from a “special” desk with a 42″ monitor.
Here is the first and last employee of the month winner. The next months winner could not go more than two days with the XL monitor stating his “retinas were getting burned out by the heat from the screen”.
I have been holding on to this picture for a while…I think its safe to release into the wild.”
From knobcrik over at reddit
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