A KINKY City banker paid two unwitting escort girls to help him commit suicide.
Married father-of-two Colin Birch, 44, hanged from a tree after tricking them into becoming his “executioners”.
Mr Birch who had just lost his high-flying job, died in a wood in Dartford, Kent.
The two escort girls had hurled insults at the top City banker as he stood with a noose around his neck – believing it was all part of an elaborate sex game.
Mr Birch had told them to meet him in a wood and pose as his executioners.
But he insisted he would wear a safety harness.
Marie Laurent and Alex Sturley, both 35, found him in the noose, standing on a wooden step.
They said they left him for a moment before returning to find he had jumped – and had no harness after all.
A police source told The Sun: “The girls believe they were used to help kill him without realising what they were doing. It was death by hooker.“
Hmmm was it really a police source?
“When the girls got there he was crying with the noose on and one of them kissed his tears.”
Hats off to Minister Brian Lenihan on yesterday’s stern but fair Budget. I’d take my hat off, but I had to sell it for food. I have one important question for Mr. Lenihan however, one which he made no attempt to address during his speech. Is that a hairpiece you are wearing and if so, did you blacken it yourself or is that its natural colour? I have to say I was disappointed with the €3,000 penis levy introduced by the minister. All people between twenty and forty who currently own, or did within the past five years own, a penis, qualify to pay the levy. I will of course have to pay this myself, but I am lucky that I have a bit extra lying around at the moment after an inheritance from a very close friend, who committed suicide after the property balloon burst into flames last year.
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