Boyzone are really upset about Stephen Gately’s death. So upset in fact, that they’re going to be too depressed to spend all the money they make from milking his demise. Well, not really.
Life After Stephen
June 21, 2010 By 4 Comments
Tragic Phone Call
October 13, 2009 By Leave a Comment
Another example of hysterical horseshit in the news:
Stephen Gately made a tragic last phone call home less than six hours before his sudden death.
The Boyzone star was sober and coherent when he spoke to his family from his Majorca apartment at 12.30am (local time), they said today.
What was tragic about the phonecall? Was Stephen charged a ridiculous rate? Sober and coherent phonecall doesn’t quite have the same ring to it, methinks.
Sheep
October 13, 2009 By 1 Comment
Reading some of the over-the-top obituaries for Stephen Gately, it made me wonder if there are any hardcore Boyzone fans out there contemplating ending it all. A few months back several Michael Jackson fans committed suicide after he died; they just couldn’t live in a world without the King of Pop. A lot of the more dedicated Jacko fans are a bit unstable upstairs. They would have ate his garbage if he asked them.
Those MJ fans are probably the biggest sheep on the planet. Some of these sheep were sheep right to the end, topping themselves, in some sort of lame King of Pap suicide-cult thing. That got me thinking about actual sheep, and how they follow the shepherd everywhere without question. The difference between these actual sheep and pop-culture sheep is that even if their beloved shepherd suddenly dies, the real sheep somehow muster the strength to go on.
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