The Banking Crisis: My Take on It

Well, where do I begin? There’s clearly a lot to discuss, and I intend to deal with all of it. I’ll take you through every aspect of the country’s current woes, and offer my opinion on how Ireland can move forward. But first, here’s a bit about figging.

Figging is a sexual practice involving the insertion of a prepared “finger” of ginger root or even pepper into the anus. The burning sensation is said to induce intense pleasure. The technique is used by some practitioners of BDSM

The practice is sometimes said to have originated in a preparation technique for show horses, where an irritating “fig” would be inserted into their anus to induce them to hold their tail high. Others claim that Victorian corporal punishment methods sometimes involved figging to further humiliate and chastise the culprit, as well as preventing the clenching of the buttocks during caning, birching or flagellation.
Wikipedia definition

This is a real pleasure/pain activity. The “burning” sensation of the ginger combined with an enhancement of sexual stimulation can be a mind-blowing experience. If you are into orgasm denial for your sub then you’ll enjoy hearing them begging for the release. It’s important to remember to tie the sub down for this activity.

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figging spanking kitchen The Banking Crisis: My Take on It
Oh shit, it’s getting late, I’ll do the economic stuff later on.

What do you want to fuck today?

If you want to know what it feels like to be blown by a vampire, you can try this special Fleshlight:

vampire fleshlight What do you want to fuck today?

Or perhaps you want to have sex with a Leprechaun’s tiny bum?

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Or an alien.

alien fleshlight What do you want to fuck today?

Sex Talk with Idiots

sex talk Sex Talk with Idiots

Finally, an intelligent article about sex.

The Sun has completed a very informative, scientific study of the world’s sex habits. Look at this picture. I love how I had to take a screenshot to get it, because of the copyright protection of News Group Newspapers Ltd and/or its licensors. I can see why they’re so protective; it’s a map of the world with some breasts pasted onto it. Such a special picture is surely going to make Rupert Murdoch millions more.

the sun sex crap Finally, an intelligent article about sex.

Marvellous. Britain has the biggest boobs, apparently. Why then is there a picture of two enormous fake tits hovering over Britain? Biggest or fakest, which is it? Brazil has the longest romps, while Japan has the record for biggest orgies. In the world of the Sun, people from Brazil and Japan look exactly the same as people from Grimsby.

Here, Rhian Sanville takes a flick through the global sex atlas and picks out some of the hottest facts ever.

Okay, this should be fun.

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Zoophilia is Great. Not.

zoophilia dog Zoophilia is Great. Not.

Dodson and Ross, an intelligent and informative sex-positive website. Or so I thought. I think most decent people draw the line at fucking animals. I certainly do anyway. Some lady wrote in for advice on whether she should pursue an exclusive sexual relationship with her Golden Retriever, and heartwarming tales of how she used to suck off dogs when younger. Surprise surprise, I see the usual lame mental gymnastics used by sexual deviants to justifty their kink, i.e. framing the abuse within some idyllic loving bond and emphasising the recipient’s pleasure. In other words, bestialists seeking distinction from other bestialists by claiming some sort of loving, consensual relationship:

One night my original Duke surprised me with his oral attentions when I was getting out of the bathtub. It was delicious… and one thing led to another. Although I never had actual intercourse with Duke as a young girl I explored all sorts of exciting intimacy with Him and eventually even shared him with my best friend. I was very free and open with him and loved burying my face in the soft fur of his neck and wrapping my little girl legs around him in gloriously abandoned affectionate hugs, etc. I also loved touching him down there and watching him grow, come… and even kissing his amazing present when he brought it out of hiding. It was really so fascinating and exciting… but came to an abrupt end when my parents discovered what was going on. I know I am not alone in this kind of … love. I’ve visited with other women on line who have various different kinds of sexual contact with their live-in “companions.” I’ve often fantasized about going all the way with my current Duke, and have considered pursuing contacts with others who claim to have done so with their own attentive, male “companions” … but still haven’t gotten up the courage to go that far. Also… I wonder, once I do (I’m pretty sure I will some day) if I run the risk of becoming zoo-exclusive (so addicted to the thrill and intimacy that I no longer wish to pursue “normal relations” with men). I’ve known a number of women on line for whom this is true.

Pardon me while I puke into my opera hat.

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