The question:
And part of the answer:
Get out of my house.
The anti-Catholic hysteria weaving its insidious threads through Irish life is without doubt the greatest threat to our country’s future, our mental health and the wellbeing of our children. Pope Benedict XVI’s visit to
Britain is drawing to an end, and it pains me that a genuine chance for the public to heal, understand and most importantly, atone, has been wasted. The militant liberal media persists in the shameful witch hunt, using the tragedy of clerical child abuse as a means to attack and undermine the institution that is the Catholic Church. The Pope bravely and intelligently spoke yesterday of the deep sorrow inflicted upon the world by all those tearaway perv priests, who, with their wandering hands, caused immeasurable damage to the reputation of the clergy up and down the country. In letting their weakness get the better of them they provided the liberal homosexual lesbian militant atheist communist feminist satanic chattering classes with so much ammunition in their quest to eliminate the Catholic Church. It angers me that, in an age when homosexuals are adopting, sodomising and perverting children with the approval of the politically-correct lobbies, these hypocritical left-wing loonies are out for the blood of the well-intentioned priests who were lead astray by the dreadful homosexual illness. People like Pope Benedict performed a difficult and ultimately thankless task by moving these priests to different parishes. Moving these conflicted priests on was the best way to deal with the problem at the time; the move allowed them to escape their demons and start afresh, with greater chance of battling their homosexual inclinations. Just because this tactic didn’t work in all cases is no reason to condemn it. The aim was to protect children, but also to protect Christ.
The offending clergymen are vilified and painted as disgusting beastpriests, but can any of us honestly say that we would not be so weak? It takes great strength of mind to live in the light of God, when temptations and wickedness haunt your step at every turn. I watched a glorious documentary the other night on BBC2 called Vatican: The Hidden World. It was a fascinating insight into the spiritual heart of the Catholic world, showing us as it did the huge work that goes on behind the scenes to keep Christ’s show on the road. We saw young altar boys, struggling to stay pure in their service to God. Despite what the militant atheist fag agenda says, these young boys were ecstatic to be so close to Benedict XVI, to gain strength in the power of his message, to bask in his love and understanding. Nobody was holding a gun to their heads. They WANT to be near Christ. Just because there’s a reasonable chance they might suffer savage sexual abuse from deformed men in dresses doesn’t mean that they are going to abandon their spiritual journey. Another thing struck me on watching these young messengers of Christ. Some of them were really, really good looking. Seriously, I mean like underwear models. Yowsa, yowsa! It certainly made me reassess the whole abuse issue, because i can honestly say, if those fresh, tanned youngsters were around me every minute of the day I’m not at all sure that I could hold my hand on my heart and promise that I wouldn’t want to make them receive the body of Quinn.
P.S. My prayers and best wishes go out to Brendan O’Connor and his wife at this difficult time. Although, forgive me for saying this, but my immediate thought upon hearing that his wife had given birth to a daughter with Down Syndrome was, are they sure it’s not just that she looks a lot like her father? My thoughts are with the O’Connors.

Bishop E. Bernard Jordan calls himself a ‘master prophet.’ He’s just another slimy fraud, coining it by taking advantage of idiots, à la Joe Coleman, or Lorna Byrne, but that goes without saying. Good write-up on the maniac here.
His dreary eagerness to invoke images of concentration camps notwithstanding, his visions from the Lord are hilarious. Take, for example, this relatively recent example of the Lord speaking to (and through) Bishop Jordan:
“I will bring judgment through a new sound in the earth that will silence the voices of past recording artists. This will be known as New Wave music.” Or this endearing example of God struggling to maintain Biblical syntax while chatting with (through) his favorite minister: “The days will come that you will see hospital stations filled up with men and women getting shots to place protein in their body. Great will be the industry of nuts in this hour.” But Jordan isn’t afraid to be specific. For instance: “I will move in the Cracker state,” says the Lord, “known for the Cherokee Rose.”
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Bishop Jordan, you see, is a pay-for-pray operator. He’s got plenty of ways to prophesize for you, all billing at that minimum $150. Or you can go with “The Trailblazer” package, where Jordan intervenes with the Lord for an entire yearand for a minimum donation of $365. As the pitch explains, “A dollar a day keeps ignorance away!” And can you guess who’s to blame if Jordan’s prophecies don’t come true? As the fine print insists, “According to your faith it shall be done unto you!”
Quote source.
Oh, those pesky, inhuman facts! They’re always getting in the way. Don’t get me started on evidence.

Archbishop of Dublin Diarmuid Martin has urged young people not to leave the church. “I appeal especially to the young people among you not to abandon the church. Your firm, pert buttocks are a glorious ray of sunshine to us all in these troubled times. If you leave us now, we’ll have to go back to fucking carved out watermelons.” Archbishop Martin was speaking to a collection of stuffed animals outside St Andrew’s Church earlier today.

Meanwhile bishop of Limerick Donal Murray has pleaded with the public to stop their prayers for a week, until the backlog of prayers is cleared by his overhwhelmed staff. Bishop Murray had asked for the public to pray for him and for the victims of abuse. However, due to the sheer amount of prayers coming through the Limerick diocese, a significant number of prayers were attributed to the wrong recipients. Bishop Murray revealed yesterday in a press conference that due to an adminstrative error, several hundred prayers had been wrongly dedicated to dead sex beast Father Seán Fortune before being passed to God.

This has resulted in Father Fortune being freed from Purgatory and unleashed on billions of dead angel children, according to estranged father of four from Tullamore, Michael Thornpippen, who has claimed that he has been receiving news of happenings in Heaven from the ghost of Katy French. “This bastard’s seedy sex molestations are made easier by the fact that there are no clothes in heaven. There are genitals on display all the time, so someone like him is in heaven in Heaven,” Thornpippen said. “Also, orgasms are fourteen times more amazing in Heaven, so Father Fortune is gaining even more twisted satisfaction from his despicable acts. Katie said that the kids he’s targeting are innocent, wholesome ones. Apparently that’s how he gets his kicks. He couldn’t have the good grace to restrict himself to evil children like the Goebels kids. If I liked kids, that’s what I would do. I don’t like kids in that way though – I’m not a paedophile. The things that were said about me were utter lies, and they didn’t stand up in court. Sometimes children can tell lies. I have nothing to be ashamed of; only God can judge me.” Mister Thornpippen has compiled a website outlining in graphic detail how he believes the children were raped.
Bishop Murray had no comment on Thornpippen’s claims, and neither would he respond to claims that Father Brendan Smith has returned to earth from Heaven, and is wreaking havoc in the Monaleen parish.

Troubling to see today the sheer amount of cretins gathered together in Knock, Co. Mayo, looking at the sky. Fair play to Joe Coleman though, he is doing his best to make a living in hard times. So what if he’s taking money from the mentally ill. They wouldn’t know what to do with it if they didn’t have brazen conmen like Coleman to give it to.
In other news, sex perv dentist John Tait has vowed to continue opening young women’s blouses against their will. He is claiming that the Virgin Mary appeared to him while he was having a furious wank, instructing him to go out across the land and test the strength of all the bra-straps worn by pretty twentysomethings in Ireland.

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