Probably won’t be on RTÉ any time soon.

forgive me for raping you Probably wont be on RTÉ any time soon.

Although, Just Like Heaven is on RTÉ One right now, and FMFRY can’t be any worse than that trash. Watching a Reese Witherspoon rom-com is somewhere along the lines of rape, I suppose. I must ring Martin Cullen and get his opinion.

It’s from the director of Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist, Rape is a Circle and Breaking Her Will. Hmmm..

Never Turn a Raper

To say that “Never Turn a Raper” is bizarre would be an understatement. I’m not really sure what is going on in the song at all; muttonhead seems to be denying a rape charge or something, saying that he could never have been a ‘raper,’ taking into account all the ‘fat pussy’ he has access to freely. He seems like an educated gent.

I coulda neva turn a raper
Bun a raper
Too much fat pussy gal inna jamaica
See mi turn a raper
Bun a raper
Gal haffi gimme pussy freely
I coulda neva turn a raper
…Swear to God seh mi nah go a court pan no rape charge
Yuh mad

What the hell is this tripe, why do I find it funny, and more to the point, why did I feel the need to share it?!

i dunno lol Never Turn a Raper

GAA Rape

gaa rape GAA Rape

Try Not to Rape

judge Try Not to Rape

I love our wonderful judicial system. It’s good to know that if you make some wrong choices in life, like multiple rapes and vicious assaults, you can always count on a second chance. And a third one, and a fourth one, etc. etc. What is the point of letting this piece of shit back on the streets. It’s not like he’s going to turn over a new leaf. He’ll probably grab the leaf and rape it. [Read more...]