This shouldn’t be hilarious, but it is:

Schoolchildren as young five who were looking forward to a Jonas Brothers film were shown a hard-core porn movie instead.

The children were subjected to 45 seconds of the X-rate filth before a horrified teacher frantically ripped out the DVD player’s plug.

The headteacher of the New York City school pledged to find whoever was responsible for the “despicable” act.

Mum Rona Easton told the New York Post: “My son told his friend he saw a naked lady at school.”

She added: “I thought he was just being silly. It’s appalling.”

Five classes had been taken into an auditorium to watch “Camp Rock,” a Disney Channel movie starring the Jonas Brothers according to headteacher Robert Marchi.

Metro

I wonder if Al Qaeda were behind this despicable act. No harm that the little tykes get a bit of sex education though. I just hope it was tasteful ‘hardcore filth.’

In my opinion, the 45 seconds of hardcore porn probably did less damage to their tiny little minds than that Jonas Brothers pap would have. If I ever have kids, they’ll be kept away from Disney, possibly the most evil destroyer of minds today.