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The Dublin Bike Scheme is being lauded as a ‘huge success’ just 11 months after it began and as the one millionth trip is about to be taken.

Labour Councillor Andrew Montague, who first proposed the scheme, said: ‘Our target was to sign up 2,000 members in the first year but in less than a year we’ve signed up 37,000 members’.

The Dublin City Council member said the scheme will get even better with the introduction of more bikes and more stations.
Mr Montague said there are hopes to extend the scheme across the capital and even into the suburbs.
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I saw a happy, energetic family the other day, taking bikes from the station beside the Central Bank. Around twenty metres away from them was a filthy square-headed junkie in a blue raincoat straining to force out erratic bursts of piss streams against the wall of the bank. Spanish students were trying to eat sandwiches downstream of him. His manky piss dribbles were approaching their backpacks and they had to quickly lift them off the ground.

Heuston Station, Dublin and the power of Piss

I often dread when the time comes for me to take the train, not that there is anything wrong with trains per se, in fact I love their relative speediness and that you can eat and drink things without them falling off the table. It is the train station that I dread. Heuston station is very underwhelming, for the amount of activity and people that pass through, it is quite small. I don’t like the fact that I usually have to queue up at least an hour before my train leaves so I’m not the last one in a long snake of individuals trailing back to the entrance. Then there are the food outlets of which there is a staggeringly low choice, most people end up eating in Supermac’s since it’s about the cheapest option. I usually regret eating there about the same moment I feel a great heaviness in my stomach and a slight outer body experience owing to the large amount of over processed carbohydrates I’ve just eaten. To be fair to them they are a lot better than MacDonald’s, whose chips are suspiciously uniform with a faint taste of fish, and their burgers look like murdered squids with damp spots of perspiration. [Read more...]