The dog has just realised what Pat intends to do to him when nobody is around.
Yeah, that’s right. And after I’m finished with him, you lot are next.
Pat Kenny
This barmy guy in the audience on The Frontline was very amusing. He did make a good point or two, but honestly, it’s hard to believe that he beat a million other sperm. He’s a prime candidate for natural deselection. My sources tell me he used to be a scientist, but he quit his lucrative post at Trinity College when he found out Jesus and Walter Matthau were stealing his thoughts. These days he is working on building a spaceship from Argos catalogues. He hopes to travel to the planet Julius Persicii XI, where he will meet his real father, Count Fuckula.
I thought Pat was going to burst into tears but he handled it quite well. The crazy guy was brought out back and punished by being forced to watch a tape of Ryan Tubridy and Ronan Collins linedancing in a thong.
What a great man though. I want him to be Taoiseach. He’s definitely the person to lift us out of the recession. Perhaps make him Minister for Finance, then he could stuff some money up his bum and run up and down Kildare Street shrieking and waving a plastic chicken at people.
I’m getting really tired of turning on the radio and hearing bullshitting rightwing fuckers Libertas rabbitting on with the same veiled garbage, refusing to explain outright their policies or reveal just how passionately Anti-Europe they are. Pat Kenny had Caroline Simons on his RTÉ show on Thursday (you might have seen her smug face on billboards around Dublin).
It was very amusing to hear just how brazen and dishonest this woman is: she must have won a gold medal for dodge-the-question. Why bother to be clear and transparent when you can just shout everyone else down? Further proof, if needed, that she is an idiot: she seems to take her information from Wikipedia.
I imagine all Libertas candidates are given professional media training, perhaps focusing on how to avoid giving direct answers to questions on a range of matters, for instance: abortion; gay marriage; party funding; immigration, or just about anything to do with the nature of Declan Ganley’s links to the American right. Good to see that hateful, bigoted man David Quinn of The Iona Institute supports them. As usual, there’s a religious element for Dickhead David. He’s terrified of a more progressive, humanist Ireland. If he had his way we would be back in the nineteen fifties. Confirms my suspicion that life is indeed like a septic tank: all the biggest shits stick together.