Some great animated gifs floating around the internet:
Sheep
October 13, 2009 By 1 Comment
Reading some of the over-the-top obituaries for Stephen Gately, it made me wonder if there are any hardcore Boyzone fans out there contemplating ending it all. A few months back several Michael Jackson fans committed suicide after he died; they just couldn’t live in a world without the King of Pop. A lot of the more dedicated Jacko fans are a bit unstable upstairs. They would have ate his garbage if he asked them.
Those MJ fans are probably the biggest sheep on the planet. Some of these sheep were sheep right to the end, topping themselves, in some sort of lame King of Pap suicide-cult thing. That got me thinking about actual sheep, and how they follow the shepherd everywhere without question. The difference between these actual sheep and pop-culture sheep is that even if their beloved shepherd suddenly dies, the real sheep somehow muster the strength to go on.
Mikey J
July 27, 2009 By Leave a Comment
King of Pop Death Scene
I don’t know which is more pathetic, the story itself, or the fact that news organisations now have Twitter correspondents. It is Sky News though.
Bid To Give Jackson The Nobel Peace Prize
Ruth Barnett, Twitter correspondent
Michael Jackson fans have launched a campaign calling for the superstar to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The late star’s fans have flocked to sign online petitions supporting the move.
They say he should be honoured for his charity work and “lifelong dedication to the well being of humanity”.
The big group of stupid sheep flocked to sign online petitions, in between drinking their own tears and talking to Jesus.
However, nominations for the peace prize are not made according to public demand.
Former winners of the prize include Nelson Mandela, Al Gore and Josef Fritzl.
If Al Gore can get it, then why not Michael? He touched a lot of kids all over the world. He reached out his hand and touched them and made them come together, etc., etc.
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