Jesus
Everybody knows about Frank Lampard and how he frequently salutes his mother Pat, currently living in heaven after dying a few years ago. She helps him to score penalties and the like.
I don’t understand why she is helping out players from other countries however. I’ve seen so many players in this World Cup pointing to Pat Lampard up in heaven and thanking her after scoring goals, etc. Perhaps she should be a bit more loyal to her son and country. Brazilian players are very fond of her.
She’s even helping baseball players now. Does she have even the slightest bit of shame? Stop chasing the Yankee Dollar, woman. You’re an utter disgrace.
This is one of the funniest things I have seen in a while. It’s a touching video created to accompany confused sex criminal Daniel O’Donnell’s version of the nauseating hymn Here I am Lord.
What you’ll see is a succession of pictures of the Westernised image of Jesus Christ as a beautiful white man with long flowing hair. They’re the kind of sickeningly sweet pictures of Herr Christ you might see in American childrens’ bibles. Some of them are beyond belief.
Jesus looks pleased with himself. He’s just after a refreshing wank over a child’s coffin.
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