Go Get Fucked

Look at this ad. Pretty tame. In fact, I don’t think there would be any harm in letting a child see that, as they wouldn’t cop on to the sexual meaning.

INDEPENDENT

Complaints about a television ad for a sex lubricant that appeared before its 11pm restriction were not upheld by a watchdog.

Viewers complained the ad for Durex Play O gel, which showed the facial expressions of women who appeared to be experiencing sexual ecstasy, was offensive and unsuitable for broadcast.

The ad was cleared for broadcast after 11pm but appeared on Channel 4 shortly after 10pm during Gordon Ramsay’s F Word and Derren Brown Presents the 3D Magic Spectacular programmes.

Channel 4 said Gordon Ramsay’s F Word was of an adult nature and contained strong language and sexual innuendo, and that viewers of the programme would not have been offended by the ad.

The Advertising Standards Authority noted the viewers who complained believed the ad was unsuitable for broadcast at any time.

Anything of even the slightest sexual nature and these joyless, repressed trolls are running to the phone. The miserable cunts spend at least a week out of each month complaining about things.

I seriously think they should just kill themselves, so the world can be a little bit brighter for the rest of us.

Billo

Trevor Sargent has taken his medicine and stepped down. But I’m confident he has the strength and motivation to rise above his mistake and show everyone just how valuable he is: NOT VERY.

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Trevor Sargent Yesterday

It will be harder for Willie O’Dea, a modern day moustachioed Steerpike, to regain the public’s trust. Perhaps Big Willie should call on Bill Cullen, who is an expert in lifting oneself out of excrement. The other night on The Frontline, Bill looked like he was sitting in his own excrement. I think he got so worked up in his anger at lazy youngsters that he shat himself. By the end of the show, Bill had turned that shitty trousers into €125,000 by carrying out a little wheelin’ and dealin’.

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Then off for a few scoops, offering these words of wisdom after fifty one pints of Guinness: “Bejaysus isn’t it terrible de way de youngsters are in bed all day textin and twitterin on the internets. De only way forward is to roll up de sleeves and get down to some serious graft like we did in de forties and de fifties. Me whole family died young but it was the way tings were, it made men of us, dat’s de truth. Me grandfather worked forty hours a day down de docks cleanin shite out of toilets for nothing but a crust of bread and sure wasn’t he glad to have it. He couldn’t feed de kids, and three of them died of T.B. but weren’t dey happy in deyr own way Lord rest us and save us. What we need is a famine to make de youngsters appreciate de good times by bein back in de bad times, so I tells ye, ye bunch of bastards. Yer me fuckin best mate.”

Bad Beatboxer

Oh for fucksake.


Via nedhardy.com

Head Shops Made Me an Idiot

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So the knuckle dragging morons gather with their pitchforks around Head Shops, baying for blood. The Head Shop retailers are on borrowed time now. Either they will be closed down or burned to the ground.

I won’t really miss the Head Shops that much; after the mushroom ban, I found their products a bit shit. It’s the principle of the thing though. How uninformed, moronic hypocrites dictate the drug policy, because the politicians are too spineless to acknowledge the facts, the demand and the need for regulation rather than knee-jerk populism.

I see that guy whose brother jumped off a roof after mixing magic mushrooms with alcohol being mentioned again. It was the family of this man who helped get magic mushrooms outlawed for everyone, including those who aren’t completely clueless and don’t abuse them. I wonder why alcohol wasn’t banned at the same time. It seems to be the very harmful drug which everyone is allowed to abuse, but it’s still okay. Doesn’t matter how many alcohol abusers jump off buildings/rape/murder/molest/destroy public property, it’s all just a bit of craic. No blaming of chemical molecules for peoples’ stupidity in alcohol’s case.

Meanwhile, the gangsters are rubbing their hands together at the thought of the customers flooding back.

You Fucking Knobhead

FBI Morons

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Turns out the FBI just used a photograph of a Spanish politician for their Bin Laden photo-fit.

Telegraph

The US state department was forced to withdraw the mocked up photo-image, circulated around the world last week, after the discovery that it was not quite as technically sophisticated as the FBI had originally claimed.

The digitally altered image of an older and greying Bin Laden was meant to show how the world’s most wanted terrorist might now look without his trademark turban and long beard. It was released in a renewed effort to locate him, more than eight years after the September 11 attack which he ordered and directed.

But it created an unexpected stir in Madrid when a Spanish MP recognised strong elements of himself in the image and complained to the US.

Gaspar Llamazares, 52, a member of Spain’s communist party and the former leader of the United Left coalition in parliament, said his forehead, hair and jaw-line had been “cut and pasted” from an old campaign photograph.

It’s good to know that the FBI likes MS Paint. Or perhaps Kid Pix Studio.

Another Muslim Nutjob Fails

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These Muslim terrorists are getting shitter at what they do by the day.

Here Come the Idiots

Here’s a wonderful review of Here Come the Girls, a new book by the dullards from ITV show Loose Women. This review is scanned from the current issue of Private Eye. It says a lot about the current trash culture. I despise ITV.

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Stephen Fry and the Tweet Too Far

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Times Online

STEPHEN FRY has said he is going to quit Twitter after a fellow user of the popular internet site described him as “boring”.

The television presenter has been one of Britain’s biggest champions of the social networking site. Last month he used it to announce the end of his television series Kingdom. He also used Twitter to spearhead a campaign against a newspaper columnist who had described the death of Stephen Gately, the gay pop star, as “sleazy”, describing the article as “loathsome”.

Yesterday Fry said he was ready to silence his fingers and thumbs and stop providing his 925,000 followers with near-hourly updates on his thoughts and activities, known as “tweets”.

At 2.18pm he posted: “Think I may have to give up on Twitter. Too much aggression and unkindness around. Pity. Well, it’s been fun.”

Fry has battled with depression in the past and his comments sparked concern among fans and fellow celebrities, who instantly started a Save Stephen campaign on the site. His decision to quit came shortly after getting into a war of words with another user.

BrumPlum, a 47-year-old blogger called Richard from Birmingham, had posted a tweet that said: “I understand Stephen Fry’s tweets but, much as I admire and adore the chap, they are a bit . . . boring . . . (sorry Stephen).”

Fry responded: “BrumPlum you’ve convinced me. I’m obviously not good enough. I retire from Twitter henceforward. Bye everyone.”

BrumPlum later apologised to the television star but said that Fry had overreacted to his comments. BrumPlum’s feed has now been bombarded by comments from angry Fry fans.

After a flurry of messages from other members of the “Twitterati” calling for him to stay on the site, Fry appeared to backtrack slightly and posted: “Well maybe I’ll see how I feel in a few days. Very low and depressed at the moment and any drop of meanness makes it so much worse. Sorry.”

The presenter of the quiz show QI hit the headlines recently when he used his Twitter account to rail against an article by the Daily Mail columnist Jan Moir on the death of Gately.

His tweets were credited with prompting the record 21,000 complaints to the Press Complaints Commission over the opinion piece, which he described as “a repulsive nobody writing in a paper no one of any decency would be seen dead with”.

However, some of his other tweets might justly be described as falling into the “boring” category. Last week he was moaning about the backlog of e-mails on his mobile phone and the fact that his PC’s printer would not work. Another tweet said simply “Hurrah for curry”.

Baffling. Why doesn’t Stephen Fry just grow up a bit? If you’re on twitter to massage your ego by interacting with thousands of  lick-arse fans, don’t throw all your toys out of the pram when someone says something unkind. Stephen Fry, like most celebrities on Twitter, enjoys the neverending compliments and adulation from members of the public. His ego seems to have inflated to such an extent that a relatively mild criticism excites a petulant  and adolescent display.  Fry’s obsessive fans are citing his bipolar disorder as the reason for his sulk; in reality it was simply a lack of common sense. He could have easily chosen to ignore the remark;  instead his reply resulted in the stirring of an angry, dimwitted mob. If Fry is that easily offended then perhaps he should not be on Twitter in the first place.  The dramatic threat to leave the Twitter realm appears to be little more than fishing for compliments; Fry is acting like a child threatening to take away his affection from a scolding mother. As for Stephen’s star pupil Alan Davies, he clearly has anger management issues.

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Jesus Fucking Christ

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Troubling to see today the sheer amount of cretins gathered together in Knock, Co. Mayo, looking at the sky. Fair play to Joe Coleman though, he is doing his best to make a living in hard times. So what if he’s taking money from the mentally ill. They wouldn’t know what to do with it if they didn’t have brazen conmen like Coleman to give it to.

In other news, sex perv dentist John Tait has vowed to continue opening young women’s blouses against their will. He is claiming that the Virgin Mary appeared to him while he was having a furious wank,  instructing him to go out across the land and test the strength of all the bra-straps worn by pretty twentysomethings in Ireland.

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