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‘De’ Midlife Crisis

A. Samuels is a 55 Year old casino executive with a passion for hip hop music. The story of “Livin De Life” is unique to say the least.

Sigh. Unique is one word you could use, yes.

Hasn’t he heard of Just for Men?

via Reddit

Thumbs up if you’re an idiot like me.

Almost as idiotic and annoying as the faggot, nigger, rape, etc. type of comments on Youtube videos are the thumbs up if you’re watching this in 2011 garbage. Or the slating of Justin Bieber on every single unrelated music video by kids making a cringey attempt to prove that they have good taste in music. It’s amusing that this is happening on videos of artists as awful as Bieber.  I think the twits obsessed with mentioning him at every opportunity are just angry because they can’t have sex with him.

justin bieber Thumbs up if youre an idiot like me.

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Gary Brodsky

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Women are like cats. They don’t appreciate anything. The more you give them, the more they want. And you know it’s true. Despite what we’ve been told about women by the media, the endless articles celebrating the wonderfulness of anything without a penis, the never-ending braying of the mindless squaws of the “new feminism,” women, just like men, haven’t changed one iota since we came down out of the trees. Evolution takes hundreds of thousands of years. People have been covering themselves with skins and trying to work out systems of language for only about ten thousand years. We may have convinced ourselves we’re lightyears beyond our cave dwelling ancestors, but we’re not. We’re still just Ogg and Oggella, and the Oggella have been winning the game for some time now.

The truth is we should have never stopped knocking them down and dragging them back to the cave of our choice. When we made them merely economically dependent, but allowed them to stop being grateful, well, that was the beginning of the end. After a while, when a Newton or an Edison would create some labor-saving device, women no longer asked for one to make their lives easier, they demanded them. Trying to be nice guys, our great-great grandfathers gave in. Big mistake.

Women don’t like to be catered to. Not deep down inside. A man who will cater to a woman is showing weakness. To the primitive inner mind of the female, if a guy isn’t repaying a woman’s idiotic demands with the back of his hand, he’s a wimp. There’s no helping this. Our instincts are in place and there’s nothing we can do about it. Why do women go for “bad boys?” Why, when there is a guy willing to slobber all over himself, shining her shoes, cooking her meals, running the vacuum, et cetera, do they dump him for a jobless drub addict who beats them … every, single time? Because they’re all, deep down inside, searching for someone to dominate them. You don’t believe it? Then you’re an idiot. Plain and simple.

It is the natural way of things for men to be in charge, for men to dominate all situations between a man and a woman. When a man isn’t dominating a woman, telling her what to do, giving her boundaries and guidelines, she will get herself into worse and worse trouble, lashing out with ridiculous behavior until some right-thinking male takes her in hand and lays down the law.

Give Me Strength

Ted Hankey:

Hankey built up a large following due to his obsession with and resemblance to Dracula. His entrance is typically marked by him wearing a black cape and throwing rubber bats into the crowd, while he plays his darts with a trademark scowl.