If you happened to work in that coffee shop, John and his antics might irk you. What type of coffee, Fabrizio Ravanelli? What size? Do you want it to take away? More importantly, shouldn’t you be next door filming the Just for Men ad, you big bollocks?

Head of non-complication? Wouldn’t ‘Head of Simplicity’ be a tad less, er, complicated? Oh, wait, there’s already a Director of Simplicity.

So I guess you’re not needed after all John, you twat. Because there’s nothing more complicated than having two people doing the same job, with slightly different titles. And why wasn’t Fintan, Director of Taking it up the Arse from the Irish Recorded Music Association, introduced?