Here’s a strange thing I’ve noticed. On the days that I don’t post, the amount of visitors rises dramatically. If this troubling trend continues, I might just stay away altogether.

Anyway, here’s the ad for Daniel O’Donnell’s new album, Oh Holy Shite. A perfect stocking filler for anyone who has suffered brain damage. The ad evokes deep feelings of helplessness and terror. You’ll notice as well that Daniel has wrapped presents and addressed them to himself. I knew he was utterly insane. I only knew this because I am utterly insane, and I sometimes communicate with Daniel’s brain. He does a lot of thinking about sliced pans and Herman’s Hermits.

You know, a lot of people hear Daniel’s music and assume that the man himself is weird and boring. I have to say, I met him once, and those people are absolutely right. He’s a freak of nature. He looks harmless enough, but in all truthfulness, I wouldn’t let him near my kids if I had any.