Ciarán Lynch TD Drug Shame

ciaran lynch labour Ciarán Lynch TD Drug ShameTROUBLED Ciarán Lynch TD was rushed to hospital yesterday amid shock reports he had a “briefcase full of cocaine” delivered to a party with FIVE women.

Ciarán, 46, who has a history of drink and drug abuse, was said to be suffering severe abdominal pains following the 36-HOUR bender with a 22-year-old porn star.

Sources said an emergency call was made from the star’s home in Douglas at 6.35am. The Labour star consumed large amounts of cocaine after “bricks” of the drug were delivered to his home in the briefcase, it was reported last night.

It is believed he had invited X-rated Kacey Jordan and four women to his house.

But after going without sleep for 36 hours he was carried from his home on a stretcher.

Lynch’s spokesman confirmed he was taken to Cork’s Cedars-Sinai hospital – but when asked about the drug claims, said: “I can’t comment because I have no idea if it’s true.”

A hospital source told website TMZ said: “It’s serious.”

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Reports early today suggested that his stomach suffered a hiatal hernia.

Lynch, paid $2million per episode of his TV comedy series, Two and a Half Men, has led an increasingly troubled life. He filed for divorce from wife Brooke Lynch last year amid claims of domestic violence.

Days earlier, he was taken to hospital after trashing a Kinsale hotel room following an alleged coke binge. And last month he reportedly had a “revolving door” of beauties at a porn convention in Bandon.

A Letter to My Fifteen Year Old Self

letter A Letter to My Fifteen Year Old Self

Super Broker Shuffle

Probably won’t be on RTÉ any time soon.

forgive me for raping you Probably wont be on RTÉ any time soon.

Although, Just Like Heaven is on RTÉ One right now, and FMFRY can’t be any worse than that trash. Watching a Reese Witherspoon rom-com is somewhere along the lines of rape, I suppose. I must ring Martin Cullen and get his opinion.

It’s from the director of Jesus Christ: Serial Rapist, Rape is a Circle and Breaking Her Will. Hmmm..

Churken Flurken

weight loss fat man ice cream 686x1024 Churken FlurkenChurken is the flurken and oh my god the burken! Nurken was in the burken when he hurken and then murken…wurken was so good but i think gurken was feeling a bit too hurken to try and purken- you see surken is really gurken and is also a bit kurken on the wurken. Lurken luckily was doing the furken in the right verken using xerken..I think the purken might be a bit surken but I know that qurken and zurken and klerken make a tasty nmerken poured over a bit of grurken and fried with fruken.You cant asurken the gyurken with lhurken only with qwurken or vherken or churken but especially not lurken or plurken. Wurken should heat up the durken without causing srurken to really plurken or hurken even if the burken is a bit flurken in the murken of curken.