Myleene, Myleene Go Away

myleene Myleene, Myleene Go Away

It would be easy to fill a post ten times as long as this on the subject of ‘celebrity’ overexposure. In my opinion it can become almost nauseating, seeing the same annoying faces over and over again, especially in Ireland. In this country we are harassed and harangued repeatedly by the irritating bod 300x256 Myleene, Myleene Go Awayfaces of the same small number of RTÉ presenters, rugby or GAA players, models, soapstars, etc. If you turn on any RTÉ chat-show, the guests will usually be other RTÉ personalities, plugging whatever it is they are doing at the moment.  A few days later the presenter/guest roles are reversed and you can watch the same shite interview all over again. As you read your newspaper,  on every second page, pompous Irish rugby players pose in tedious photo-ops, usually beside someone like Glenda Gilson or that other Irish model who always looks as if she has been crying, like William Shatner.

For me, the gold medal in annoying overexposure goes to Myleene Klass. I find her continued success more than baffling. She is bland, boring and not particularly intelligent. Her recent stint on Miss Naked Beauty with Gok Wan (Go Wank?) was the most irritating. Myleene, in full make-up, condescendingly comforted terrifying, shivering women in the nude as they stood degraded and humiliated in an empty swimming pool, moments after she had doused them with a huge hose, blasting them with enough water to disperse a twenty thousand-strong crowd of English football hooligans. [Read more...]

Bony Prison

37s Bony PrisonNo wonder tiredness occurs so easily- the brain is simply trying to escape. If it had little hands it would be boring tiny indistinguishable holes in the skull at about the time a person reaches the age when they leave college and must start whatever mistake they decided to go to college to be able to do.

Through the early twenties and thirties the holes become greater and greater in number yet are imperceptible to the host. It is only when the brain makes that last and important bore that the skull collapses and the brain is free. which is when it then proceeds to make its getaway, probably to Canada or somewhere almost wild where it can maybe have a farm and read books and drink tea with a bit of nice bread and blueberry jam. The unfortunate human left behind will probably not seem too different, since the brain refused to cooperate or work many years before. And so we are left with innumerable brainless people. Those that manage to hold on to their brain do so with great difficulty and that is why they are so deranged in a way. [Read more...]