Another Nutjob Fails

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Islamic terrorists are getting shitter at what they do by the day.

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News about a new film:

Life of Muhammad to be filmed, but don’t expect to see him on screen

In Hollywood terms, it was the greatest story almost never told – until now.

With Middle Eastern money becoming an increasingly powerful cog in the global entertainment industry, it was perhaps inevitable that, sooner or later, someone would embark on a mega-budget epic about the life of the Prophet Mohammed.

That moment has arrived thanks to a wealthy Qatari media company which has put together a team featuring a crack Hollywood producer and a Muslim cleric who is banned from visiting Britain to bring the project to life.

Plans for the $150million English-language biopic were announced at the close of the Doha Tribeca Film Festival in Qatar on Sunday. The narrative will run from the years before the Prophet’s birth through to his death but there will be one conspicuous break from conventional biopic methods: in accordance with Islamic tradition the film will not represent the Prophet himself or direct members of his family.
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A source close to the project said that Mel Gibson’s hugely successful (and gruesome) crucifiction film The Passion of the Christ had proved that there was a demand for religious-themed entertainment.

Barrie Osborne, a producer on the Lord of the Rings films and The Matrix optimistically envisages the film as a device that can help “bridging cultures”.

However, the press conference held to unveil the project demonstrated the risks inherent in any attempt to package the “true story” of the Prophet’s life for a global audience today.

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That sounds like a great idea. The story of an ancient warrior, who had romantic entanglements with young, old, and very young. A story so epic that it cannot be told, marketed or discussed.

Jesus Fucking Christ

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Troubling to see today the sheer amount of cretins gathered together in Knock, Co. Mayo, looking at the sky. Fair play to Joe Coleman though, he is doing his best to make a living in hard times. So what if he’s taking money from the mentally ill. They wouldn’t know what to do with it if they didn’t have brazen conmen like Coleman to give it to.

In other news, sex perv dentist John Tait has vowed to continue opening young women’s blouses against their will. He is claiming that the Virgin Mary appeared to him while he was having a furious wank,  instructing him to go out across the land and test the strength of all the bra-straps worn by pretty twentysomethings in Ireland.

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Here’s Some Blasphemy For You: Virgin Mary Upskirt

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I read on another blog that Thursday is National Blasphemy Day. It won’t be long before we’ll all be shot at dawn for cracking jokes about Jesus and his crew (I think; I haven’t read the proposed amendment to the Defamation Bill).

Let’s enjoy our freedom until then though; before we go back in time to the bad old days. Champion columnist of  opinionated taxi drivers, Paddy Murray, is already getting himself in a kerfuffle over the indignation of the ‘lefties’:

This is an absolute failure to recognise that being Catholic or Muslim or Jewish or Hindu is as important to many of those who subscribe to those faiths, as being black or Chinese or gay is to those to whom such descriptions apply. Indeed, it is difficult to see where abusive and insulting blasphemy stops and incitement to hatred begins

Well, Paddy, I’m sorry to disappoint you but your faith is not  really deserving of the same protection afforded to ethnic minorites or gays and lesbians. Religious beliefs are no more deserving of respect than political beliefs or choice of clothes. They are beliefs, after all. You believe in whatever the hell you want but don’t expect everyone else to respect it.  I respect your right to believe in what you want, not necessarily the belief itself. Jesus, Mary and Joseph!

Here is a little taster of the Gilbert Ratchet strip in the May issue of Viz. Pope Benedict gets entangled in a condom and receives a ticking off from the Virgin Mary, who provides a nice upskirt for the parish rag.

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