September 11th:

Bill Cosby should have been at Ground Zero on the day, shooting shaky digital footage of the panicked flight through the streets, perhaps stopping every once in a while to tell a joke or perform a little monologue about his schooldays. If you were one of the people fleeing, you would automatically be reassured once you saw Bill, as you would think ‘well, Bill’s okay so at least that’s something.’ All media footage of the planes hitting the towers should have had Bill digitally imposed so as to put things in perspective. Sure, a lot of people died. But we still have laughter. Are we not men? “Lads, it’s not that bad.”

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