I never knew that Celine Dion was married to Paul Sweeney from the ICTU.


Get out of my house.
Welcome to silly season. This stupid story is even making Reuters lose the run of themselves:
Man toupee for revealing bald truth
I had to reproduce that wonderful pun again. It deserves the exposure.
TAIPEI (Reuters) – A man who tore the wig off a telegenic Taiwan legislator last year was sentenced to five months in jail for depriving the MP of his freedom to look good, a court spokesman said Tuesday.
“The judge thought Chiu Yi had the freedom to wear what he wanted, and Chiu felt the wig made him look prettier,” court spokesman Huang Chin-ming said. “The judge thinks that to remove it intentionally was to take away that right.”
As you can see from the picture, it’s pretty obvious that Chiu Li is hiding a skirted egg underneath that wig.
I think I have just seen the most ridiculous advertisement of all time. It’s for Touch of Gray, or Touch of Grey as it’s called over here, a wonderfully imbecilic new product that allows you to keep some grey in your hair, you know, so you can look experienced.
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