Sorry, I already have November 25th set aside. It’s ‘piece of shit iPod not working properly, necessitating a phone call to trained chimps, but it stores 160gb so you’d better not throw it from a height, plus ten people with the letter X in their names died to bring it to you so stop complaining’ day.
Apple

This was supposed to be a comment on Gamma Goblin’s article, but my OpenID has been bollocksed for ages so I can’t comment over there.
I do laugh at the hipster wannabe types who think they are more individual and less conformist by buying Apple products. The iPod heralded an explosion in those tossers. Funnily enough, the iPod itself is fond of exploding also. Apple ads are awful douchebaggery indeed. I had Macintosh computers from 1993 to 2002 and I loved them dearly, but at the same time, they were flimsy pieces of shit that seized up every twenty minutes, with very poor choice of software. I can’t believe how bad the iMac G3 keyboard was. I still shudder at its memory. And that awful mouse. Occasionally though, I do miss OS 7.6 and it’s little eccentricities. I am not too fond of the current OS. I would like to get a Mac again one day, when my plastic shit factory moves into profitability.

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