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Kelly Osbourne Yesterday

Why do people even talk to Kelly Osbourne?

Kelly Osbourne has said that she regrets getting tattoos when younger, and is planning to have them removed. All of 24 years old, she says: “Don’t get tattoos, please, because you hate them when you get older.”

Drawing attention to the tattoo of a keyboard on her arm, she says: “I can’t play the piano and I have a keyboard because I went through this weird 1980s phase and I was really drunk.”
Independent

I’ve never heard such bullshit. Maybe you hate your tattoos. Shit people usually get shit tattoos. If you’re an idiot, or a drunken idiot, don’t get a tattoo done. You might regret it, as you got it for no fucking reason other than to show off.

To the other people, the majority, who have brains and get tattoos for the right reasons: continue.

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13 comments so far

  1. Stephie says:

    Hear hear!
    I want a tattoo on my wrist but cannot decide what to get….

    Anyway, I wouldn’t take advice from the like of Kelly Osborne on anything.
    However, I must say I object to tattoos on the lower back.

  2. Stephie says:

    But I must say, I’m always amused when I see people who have tattoos with spelling errors. There’s nothing funnier than seeing someone with “Chantelle, My Baby Angle” stamped across their back.

  3. notRuairi says:

    The only viable reason anyone has for getting a tattoo is to conceal the blueprints of a prison on your torso, in order that you might get incarcerated there in a bid to break out a loved one who is on Death Row.

    I knew this guy who had a tattoo artist at his birthday party a few years back. Long story short, one of the guests left with a tattoo of an unfinished game of tic-tac-toe on the left side of his head.

  4. Stephie says:

    I’m actually thinking of getting the blueprints of the Dóchas unit of Mount Joy tattooed on my torso just on the off-chance my sister ever ends up in a spot of bother.

    I have a long scar going down my right arm and there was a guy in my class at school, who coincidentally is now a tattoo artist, was always encouraging me to get a zipper tattooed to the end of it and tell people my arm was actually a secret compartment.

    Now that I think of it, I worry for his clients.

  5. There is nothing funnier than a bad tattoo. I hate those tribal designs on lower backs, they’re so bland.

  6. The Shape says:

    I believe that Kelly is seriously misunderstood and that we should really stop and listen when somebody who is so valuable to society speaks about these important issues. Frankly it would be madness not to listen to her…

    Or maybe we could all go and rip off our own genitalia…

  7. I could easily see myself liking this song and video if you couldn’t hear or see kelly in it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXctSjshB1M

  8. @THE SHAPE: Kelly Osbourne speaks her mind, and even though she doesn’t have a basic understanding of any aspect of life, I firmly believe that her musings should be collected in some sort of leather bound volume, which could be used to protect oneself in the event of a burglary, or simply as a classy doorstop.

  9. Static says:

    I am so getting a tattoo of Kelly Osbourne dressed as a clown (the way she normally looks) on my butt in honor of this moment in history.

  10. Static: Why not just get a tattoo of Kelly Osbourne’s ass on your clown?

    Stephie, that’s brilliant!

  11. Static says:

    @ BMD – hmm, hadn’t thought of that…

    my clown is a little bigger than her ass (which is HUGE).

  12. Stephie says:

    Isn’t it?! Although I think she looks a little younger than usual in that depiction…..

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