Finally, an intelligent article about sex.
The Sun has completed a very informative, scientific study of the world’s sex habits. Look at this picture. I love how I had to take a screenshot to get it, because of the copyright protection of News Group Newspapers Ltd and/or its licensors. I can see why they’re so protective; it’s a map of the world with some breasts pasted onto it. Such a special picture is surely going to make Rupert Murdoch millions more.
Marvellous. Britain has the biggest boobs, apparently. Why then is there a picture of two enormous fake tits hovering over Britain? Biggest or fakest, which is it? Brazil has the longest romps, while Japan has the record for biggest orgies. In the world of the Sun, people from Brazil and Japan look exactly the same as people from Grimsby.
Here, Rhian Sanville takes a flick through the global sex atlas and picks out some of the hottest facts ever.
Okay, this should be fun.
Sloppy
Poor, from the Times of London.
And another typo:
That’s how you pronounce Ryan’s name in dog-speak.
Britzl
Picture: Married to the Sea
They’ve found the British Josef Fritzl. I know the authorities already caught the Australian and American Josef Fritzls, from wot I did read about it in the papers and that.
Now, I’m no fan of the Fritzls but you have to admire the sheer size of the family, and the way they embraced emigration. Maybe the Fritzls in other countries will be better behaved.
Go Get Fucked
Look at this ad. Pretty tame. In fact, I don’t think there would be any harm in letting a child see that, as they wouldn’t cop on to the sexual meaning.
INDEPENDENT
Complaints about a television ad for a sex lubricant that appeared before its 11pm restriction were not upheld by a watchdog.Viewers complained the ad for Durex Play O gel, which showed the facial expressions of women who appeared to be experiencing sexual ecstasy, was offensive and unsuitable for broadcast.
The ad was cleared for broadcast after 11pm but appeared on Channel 4 shortly after 10pm during Gordon Ramsay’s F Word and Derren Brown Presents the 3D Magic Spectacular programmes.
Channel 4 said Gordon Ramsay’s F Word was of an adult nature and contained strong language and sexual innuendo, and that viewers of the programme would not have been offended by the ad.
The Advertising Standards Authority noted the viewers who complained believed the ad was unsuitable for broadcast at any time.
Anything of even the slightest sexual nature and these joyless, repressed trolls are running to the phone. The miserable cunts spend at least a week out of each month complaining about things.
I seriously think they should just kill themselves, so the world can be a little bit brighter for the rest of us.
