Comments on: Try Not to Rape http://bigmentaldisease.com/news/try-not-to-rape/ Some Sort of Illness Wed, 10 Mar 2010 17:42:44 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=abc hourly 1 By: Static http://bigmentaldisease.com/news/try-not-to-rape/#comment-682 Static Mon, 20 Jul 2009 01:31:52 +0000 http://bigmentaldisease.com/?p=2932#comment-682 I know. Those damn slutty rabid badgers ask for it. The way they dress. The way they sashay around. The way they grind on the dance floor. The way they shoot you down when you try to get with them. Makes me feel all inadequate inside. So now... The sheriff's after me for what I did to his rabid badger. I did it like this - I did it like that. I did it with a whiffleball bat. I know. Those damn slutty rabid badgers ask for it. The way they dress. The way they sashay around. The way they grind on the dance floor. The way they shoot you down when you try to get with them. Makes me feel all inadequate inside. So now…

The sheriff’s after me for what I did to his rabid badger.
I did it like this – I did it like that.
I did it with a whiffleball bat.

]]> By: bigmentaldisease http://bigmentaldisease.com/news/try-not-to-rape/#comment-663 bigmentaldisease Fri, 17 Jul 2009 20:07:59 +0000 http://bigmentaldisease.com/?p=2932#comment-663 I hate the tactics the slimeball solicitors who represent people like this use in court. 'My client is full of deep regret, he can't eat or sleep because of the harrowing mistake he made. He's from a broken home and also suffers from depression, blah blah blah.' I hate the tactics the slimeball solicitors who represent people like this use in court. ‘My client is full of deep regret, he can’t eat or sleep because of the harrowing mistake he made. He’s from a broken home and also suffers from depression, blah blah blah.’

]]> By: Carol http://bigmentaldisease.com/news/try-not-to-rape/#comment-662 Carol Fri, 17 Jul 2009 19:57:01 +0000 http://bigmentaldisease.com/?p=2932#comment-662 Come on, in fairness, the rapists probably didn't have any facilities in their areas when they were growing up. They were essentially forced to rape by our capitalist society. They are the real victims here and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Nazi who wants to turn the country into a concentration camp. But seriously, I live in Smithfield. Nice to know I have a serial rapist as a neighbour. :( Come on, in fairness, the rapists probably didn’t have any facilities in their areas when they were growing up. They were essentially forced to rape by our capitalist society. They are the real victims here and anyone who thinks otherwise is a Nazi who wants to turn the country into a concentration camp.

But seriously, I live in Smithfield. Nice to know I have a serial rapist as a neighbour. :(

]]> By: bigmentaldisease http://bigmentaldisease.com/news/try-not-to-rape/#comment-661 bigmentaldisease Fri, 17 Jul 2009 13:01:15 +0000 http://bigmentaldisease.com/?p=2932#comment-661 Rabid badgers are always leading men on. Rabid badgers are always leading men on.

]]> By: Static http://bigmentaldisease.com/news/try-not-to-rape/#comment-658 Static Fri, 17 Jul 2009 05:06:44 +0000 http://bigmentaldisease.com/?p=2932#comment-658 Funny you mention rape.... I raped a watermelon, a bicycle, and a rabid badger. All in the same day. Overall, I think the rabid badger was most challenging, but he seemed to like it. Funny you mention rape….
I raped a watermelon, a bicycle, and a rabid badger. All in the same day. Overall, I think the rabid badger was most challenging, but he seemed to like it.

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