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I don’t know which is more pathetic, the story itself, or the fact that news organisations now have Twitter correspondents. It is Sky News though.
Bid To Give Jackson The Nobel Peace Prize
Ruth Barnett, Twitter correspondent
Michael Jackson fans have launched a campaign calling for the superstar to be nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize.
The late star’s fans have flocked to sign online petitions supporting the move.
They say he should be honoured for his charity work and “lifelong dedication to the well being of humanity”.
The big group of stupid sheep flocked to sign online petitions, in between drinking their own tears and talking to Jesus.
However, nominations for the peace prize are not made according to public demand.
Former winners of the prize include Nelson Mandela, Al Gore and Josef Fritzl.
If Al Gore can get it, then why not Michael? He touched a lot of kids all over the world. He reached out his hand and touched them and made them come together, etc., etc.
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