The Kaczynski Twins

Kaczynski twins The Kaczynski Twins
Lech Kaczynski, Polish President, died in the plane crash on Saturday and left behind an identical twin, Coleslaw. Pardon me, I meant Jaroslaw. Jaroslaw has a knack for seeing into the future. In 2005 he said “the affirmation of homosexuality will lead to the downfall of civilization. We can’t agree to it.” Of course the gay-loving people across the world didn’t listen to him, with further campaigns for gay rights. Now the downfall has started. Apparently there was a gay man on this plane and he used his evil gay powers to bring it down.

Members of the Polish parliament wept yesterday as they remembered the 18 deputies and senators who died with their president in Saturday’s air crash.

Only one MP refused to shed tears: Jaroslaw Kaczynski, the twin brother of President Kaczynski and the man who may yet replace him.

Jaroslaw (60) should have been on the doomed Tupolev 154 flight with the other 96 passengers but opted to stay in Warsaw to tend the twins’ ailing mother, Jadwiga Kaczynska.

“He’s like a robot at the moment,” said one of his friends. “Jarek (Jaroslaw) is functioning at a public level but he’s not sharing his feelings. He’s wrapped up with the question of why he survived while his brother did not.”

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It’s pretty simple Jaroslaw. You were safe on the ground in Warsaw while Lech was in a big tin can smashing into a forest at high speed.

Comments

  1. atoast2toast says:

    President Lech Kaczynski, 60, his wife Maria, an economist, and 95 others died on their way to commemorate the massacre of 22,000 Polish prisoners at Katyn in 1940 by Stalin’s secret police.

    Instead of diverting, as advised, the pilot of the 20- year-old plane tried and failed to land at least once, before clipping trees and plunging into a forest.

    http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/news/world/europe/article7094338.ece

    the polish community have set up a cardboard box shrine to their leaders on grafton street – on one side it has a crudely drawn polish flag that looks like something a child made , it says:

    100 DEAD
    POLAND
    TRAGEDY

    on another side it has

    1940
    30000 dead
    pictures of presumably warsaw ghetto

    - it struck me as incredibly tasteless to use the Nazis behaviour to get some sympathy, but alas they have a track record of it. Indeed Jar O’Slaw had a track record of stirring up the shit:

    Poland, meanwhile, raised old grievances about Germany from the second world war to try to bolster its case for a “fairer” voting system in running the EU.

    The Polish prime minister, Jaroslaw Kaczynski, made the extraordinary claim that it would be eligible for more votes in the EU if the Nazis had not invaded Poland in 1939.

    http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2007/jun/21/eu.poland

  2. helmut says:

    Are the readers aware, that Jaroslaw Kaczynski starts showing signs of some mental disorder?

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