Another devastating crime has been committed over in the United States. A topless café has burned down in what state fire officials say was an arson attack. I wonder if it’s another religious nut.
In the end, a coffee shop in Vassalboro, Maine, that gained national attention for its topless waiters and waitresses simply proved too hot — the Grand View Topless Coffee Shop burned to the ground early Wednesday morning.
The building of the topless coffee shop was completely destroyed by a fire Wednesday morning.
A state fire official said it was arson.
The blaze consumed the risque, small-town business shortly after midnight, said Vassalboro Fire Chief Eric Rowe. He described the flames as “severe” and said the building was a “total loss.”
“I really liked it here,” waitress Krista Macentyre said after learning the cause of the fire. “We weren’t hurting anyone. I don’t know why someone would do something like this.”
Town officials had said that the café was operating within the law. Not within GOD’S LAW! It’s about time someone burned the bastards down. After all, the café owner is just as much of a murderer as that abortion doctor. His filthy establishment is responsible for the deaths of at least one hundred dirty old men.
Of course, there could be another explanation for the fire. What if a waitress, desperate to earn a few extra bucks after her shift finished, had been getting down and dirty with a customer in one of the rooms? The sex was probably so hot and heavy that there were sparks flying off the two of them. The man’s wig caught alight and they couldn’t get their clothes on quickly enough to fetch the fire extinguisher. That sounds about right.
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