Ah Jaysus wasn’t there a terrible old hubbub about the dancing on Charlie Haughey’s grave? The Loiveloine was so hot that Joe Duffy’s pubes caught alight and there were frantic attempts to put them out live on air involving Don Conroy, Derek Mooney and Greengrass from Heartbeat. The Haughey family are livid about the whole series of events, they’re currently wiping away the tears with €500 notes. Here’s the weird thing: it’s not actually Charlie Haughey’s grave at all. Charlie is still alive in a magnificent castle in Eastern Europe, slaughtering and drinking the blood of virgin boys and repeatedly hitting a mute Puerto Rican midget on the head with a ruddy great brick. On weekends he lets a load of people out of the dungeons and sure then doesn’t he drive golf balls at them with almighty power as they’re running away?
Well here’s the old grave dance with a bit of music:
You have your Joe’s mixed up. I’m da Joe dat has da beard. Dat other Joe got rid of his beard when he lost da weight.
Of course, you’re absolutely right. I’m going to correct that unforgivable error.
I can see it now: people getting flaming drunk and bopping away to “Graverdance”!
The irony is, Charley loved dancing.
Hi I’m Gorgio and I’m not one bit pleased that you stole my fucking music. Give it back or I’ll send my mustache after you!
Leave me alone, Mister Moroder. You’re part of the soulless capitalist machine. Piracy is the way of the future. Get with it, Pops. Or I’ll drive a switchblade through your brain.
Jeezi Creezi… your commentado systemtatai, made a poopini when I a tried to comment.
Talk to Joe: what happened?
Leave Joe out of it. I’m trying to chat up a preteen here. What!? Ha, Joe likes to laugh…
I also like young girls. They’re rather delightful before elevenses! I’M TERRIBLE!
You’re full of shit Kevin. You don’t like women, no matter what age they are. Bastards, the lot of them!
This is a crazy. I not a see the likes of this since we a hang Mussolini up by the balls. Momma mia, your a one spicy a meatball! Respect your a elders! I’m a sexy looking 70 year old! http://images.china.cn/images1/200708/402101.jpg Ciao, bella donna!
I’d do you!
Nope its still poopini…
Your site no like certain links? China links? It knows I made comment already.
I see them now, in the spam list! China? Uh-oh!