BOOM BOOM!
The news that North Korea have got the bomb is strangely comforting to me.
While the whole country chews arms and legs off in anger at the Government, Catholic Church, RTÉ, or whoever else is mercilessly fucking Joe Public over that particular week, some of us are curled up in a corner waiting and hoping that we’ll all be blown to smithereens. Well, maybe just me then.
I think we’ve had our fun on this planet, it’s time to be moving on. What better way than to be utterly obliterated, our constituent atoms torn apart and sprayed into the air, all consciousness and imprint of mind destroyed and the landscape emptied of humanity until emptier than Enda Kenny’s head?
Maybe after a few thousand years the planet will have recovered and another species will start a new chapter of dominance and intelligence, just like after the extinction of the dinosaurs. All manner of little friggers will be busy evolving their way towards a new future. I just hope they don’t make an almighty balls of it like we did.
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Oh, I think we have a few thousand more years to go before we give it up to the next dominant species. Cheer up, man. I suggest a few pints will do you well.
That’s not a very good suggestion, you know.
Alas, but you have forgotten that certain subspecies of humans will survive a nuclear holocaust, just like cockroaches will too..knuckle-draggers such as Britney Spears, Flavor Flav, Victoria Beckham, and Pete Doherty will spawn new populations of complete morons to overrun the planet. I’m putting on my pink sequined speedos, grabbing a bottle of vodka, and a lounge chair..then I’m heading up to the roof to wait for that bomb to drop for the best suntan I’ve ever had.
Victoria Beckham and Britney Spears will fight it out in a huge arena for the honour of conceiving Pete Doherty’s children and carrying on the human race. Donald Trump will also survive, as his hairpiece can withstand the heat of twenty Hiroshima Bombs. Eventually he will make his millions back by selling bearskins and clay bowls