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Trevor Sargent has taken his medicine and stepped down. But I’m confident he has the strength and motivation to rise above his mistake and show everyone just how valuable he is: NOT VERY.

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Trevor Sargent Yesterday

It will be harder for Willie O’Dea, a modern day moustachioed Steerpike, to regain the public’s trust. Perhaps Big Willie should call on Bill Cullen, who is an expert in lifting oneself out of excrement. The other night on The Frontline, Bill looked like he was sitting in his own excrement. I think he got so worked up in his anger at lazy youngsters that he shat himself. By the end of the show, Bill had turned that shitty trousers into €125,000 by carrying out a little wheelin’ and dealin’.

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Then off for a few scoops, offering these words of wisdom after fifty one pints of Guinness: “Bejaysus isn’t it terrible de way de youngsters are in bed all day textin and twitterin on the internets. De only way forward is to roll up de sleeves and get down to some serious graft like we did in de forties and de fifties. Me whole family died young but it was the way tings were, it made men of us, dat’s de truth. Me grandfather worked forty hours a day down de docks cleanin shite out of toilets for nothing but a crust of bread and sure wasn’t he glad to have it. He couldn’t feed de kids, and three of them died of T.B. but weren’t dey happy in deyr own way Lord rest us and save us. What we need is a famine to make de youngsters appreciate de good times by bein back in de bad times, so I tells ye, ye bunch of bastards. Yer me fuckin best mate.”

Comments

  1. BN Sweets says:

    You’re dead right BMD. He is nothing but an embittered skanger-turned snob who constantly sells sob stories about his troubled youth (it’s amazing he survived it at all !).

    He was such an odious, condescending prick on PK’s show the other night.

    Most of his comments are usually just arrogant crap from someone who got lucky in the motor industry and has read a couple of business management books (although there are known serious doubts about his level of literacy).

    Imagine having to work for something like him?

    Think he has replaced Bono, Robert Mugabe and Louis Walsh as my favourite hate figure.

    • Everything you have said is true, I’m tired of old dinosaurs like him painting all young people as workshy moaners. Bit ironic that he is going on that way, given that he himself is always whingeing about a bailout for the motor industry. What happened to doing everything for yourself, Bill? Cunt.

  2. atoast2toast says:

    i heard a story about someone who came into a fashionable steak restaurant on stephens green and shat their pants, they stewed in the 7500 euro chair instead of going home to change or seeing a doctor – the chair had to eventually be burned

    this story and bill cullen are two of the same, pikeys who gets rich and poops in their own pants

  3. The Brian Jonestown Christian Miracle says:

    Haha

    Bill Cullen’s rant could be an internet meme in the Kanye mould.

    What an utterly deluded tosser. In the light of this whole ‘inflated grades’ talk someone needs to turn to IBEC and say

    “There’s no point in whingin’ about inflated grades. In my day we woz lucky to hire peoples who could count to 12 pears on moore street without takin’ off their bootses and socks so we woz. Yez donno who good yez have it. We useda pay dem two lumps of coal a day so we used, and dey went home in the dark so dey did and they slept in a tin bath so dez did. But we woz happy so we woz and we didn get a bit of help from anyone”

    FUCK OFF YOU SELF-PUBLICISING, TWO-FACED CUNT!!!

    • He’s just a pathetic old guffbag. I hate cunts who think that because they have made a lot of money they are supremely knowledgeable on everything under the sun. Bill has the head of an old hag.

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