I have heard from two different people that Aonghus is supposed to be an absolute legend and one of the soundest people to talk to. I haven’t been lucky enough to meet the great man himself, but I’ll just keep sending his agent turds in the post until he furnishes me with the A-man’s address.
Aonghus is a competent radio producer for RTE, and by radio producer, I mean he makes crystal sets in his garden shed. Make note of that: I said crystal sets and not crystal meths. He’s not into any of that shit. Snooker is his only drug. He once did a line of balls with Alex Higgins in 1984. And by balls I mean, 8 balls. And by 8 balls I mean speed balls. But I don’t mean heroin-cocaine cocktails, you dig?
Aonghus is still alive though and Higgins is dead. Not John Higgins though, John Higgins fixes snooker matches for profit. Aonghus doesn’t fix snooker matches, but he does fix radios, and by radios I mean crystal sets. And by fix I don’t mean drugs, but I do mean Moon. Not drug OD’er Keith Moon but Amsterdam loving Derek Mooney.
Derek once broke his arm while on holiday in Amsterdam. He swears he wasn’t fisting a pygmy prostitute at the time. He admits he was in fact changing a light bulb in hotel room while standing on a stool. And by stool I assume he doesn’t mean toadstool like Amanita muscaria, which is legal to buy in Amsterdam. All that’s legal in Ireland is the ability to make crystal sets, but again, not crystal meths…
Wasn’t he in Wanderly Wagon?
I think he was one of the puppets in it.
A friend of mine had Aonghus’ mobile number and regularly rang him to arrange fake PR gigs down in West Cork. The trooper he is he always showed up.
I have heard from two different people that Aonghus is supposed to be an absolute legend and one of the soundest people to talk to. I haven’t been lucky enough to meet the great man himself, but I’ll just keep sending his agent turds in the post until he furnishes me with the A-man’s address.
What is it with Daithi O’Se and his propensity to pick women up in his arms?
You guys are so quick you’ll have no difficulty in captioning a photo of him doing this.
Click the link. http://www.daithilicious.wordpress.com
You know you want to. It’s the second post down.
curse it, I misspelled ‘daithilicious’
here is the link
http://www.daithilicious.wordpress.com
Due to my complicated relationship with wordpress, it won’t let me put it in the website box above.
I’ve fixed that link anyway so as Daithà likes to say, lovely stuff.
Aonghus is a competent radio producer for RTE, and by radio producer, I mean he makes crystal sets in his garden shed. Make note of that: I said crystal sets and not crystal meths. He’s not into any of that shit. Snooker is his only drug. He once did a line of balls with Alex Higgins in 1984. And by balls I mean, 8 balls. And by 8 balls I mean speed balls. But I don’t mean heroin-cocaine cocktails, you dig?
Aonghus is still alive though and Higgins is dead. Not John Higgins though, John Higgins fixes snooker matches for profit. Aonghus doesn’t fix snooker matches, but he does fix radios, and by radios I mean crystal sets. And by fix I don’t mean drugs, but I do mean Moon. Not drug OD’er Keith Moon but Amsterdam loving Derek Mooney.
Derek once broke his arm while on holiday in Amsterdam. He swears he wasn’t fisting a pygmy prostitute at the time. He admits he was in fact changing a light bulb in hotel room while standing on a stool. And by stool I assume he doesn’t mean toadstool like Amanita muscaria, which is legal to buy in Amsterdam. All that’s legal in Ireland is the ability to make crystal sets, but again, not crystal meths…
Aonghus is a mountain of man….