Paul Williams is arguably the most important man in Ireland today. If we didn’t have him to rehash outrageous guff about Ireland’s criminal underclass week by week, I don’t know how the country would function. Paul puts in 22 hour days at the News of the Screws, thinking up catchy names for scumbags. Like Fat Freddie, who used to be Thin Freddie until he started to pile on weight around 2003. Then you have Long Freddie, Freddie the Fish and Microscopic Freddie, all from Finglas. Paddy the Paedophile is a convicted paedophile, as is The Pied Piper, while Barry the Gun earned his nickname due to his liking for shooting people with guns. Terry Tampon, Phil the Baker, Y-fronts John, Scary Harry and Bald Mike: they’re all dirty scum and we need to hear about them, the motherless fucks and sons of bitches. Thugs is all they are. Thuggish fucks of bastards. Sons of Motherless Fuckcunts, and make no mistake.
By the way, did you ever notice how NOTW has fake letters in its letters page? And I don’t mean for the purpose of humour, like Viz. No, it actually features made-up letters that are passed off as real ones from members of the public. I noticed this because they’re too thick to stop using the same names over and over again. Have a look yourself if you don’t believe me.
Ya, that guy wants to be some kind of superhero, but he just comes across annoying. But if he helps expose and put away crime-inals then its good but he probably doesn’t.
I agree.