Comments on: Hold It

By: bigmentaldisease

bigmentaldisease — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 19:51:16 +0000

That sounds a lot like my old flat, especially the polyfilla part. Mister Hold it was having a very serious effect on my mental health. I was fit to stab him, then hand him the bloodied knife and say, “HOLD IT.”

By: notRuairi

notRuairi — Sun, 23 Aug 2009 12:18:27 +0000

Oh. God.

I’m pretty sure we lived in the same flat. Top floor? Three rooms? Scary-sounding bathroom fan? Poorly poly-filla’d over hole in the wall?

I’ll never forget Mr. Hold It (twas what we called him). Twice a day you could hear him like clockwork.

By: bigmentaldisease

bigmentaldisease — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 13:35:37 +0000

The ‘Roadkill Grill’ sounds promising. It could be just the type of crazy business scheme to take off.

By: Static

Static — Thu, 20 Aug 2009 05:33:39 +0000

Hey, it could be worse.

This reminds me of, yet another joke:
YOU KNOW YOU’RE A HOBO WHEN….
your bathtub is also known as the toilet.
you like the aroma of your own poo.
the only places you can go to eat is the soup kitchen and the roadkill grill.