1. Funny Awful:
Village People – Sex Over The Phone
Adam Rickitt – I Breathe Again
Mahir – I Kiss You
Milli Vanilli – Girl You Know It’s True
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Johnny Logan and MC Blowjob – Date Rape
Defenestration – Stitch
(Particularly @ 1.55)
2. Idiotically Awful:
Why Abortion Is A Good Thing
Beyoncé the Bootylicious Bint
Ravers Unite – Hardcore Vibes
DJ Pied Piper & The MC’s – Do You Really Like It
3. Widely Believed to Fall in the ‘So Awful it’s Good’ Category, but in Reality Just Awful Awful. (Loved by culchies):
Las Ketchup-The Ketchup Song
I Wanna Blow on Your Whistlecock
Dj Shitzi – Hey Baby
4. Finally, Awful Wedding Songs for Stupid Bores and Loved-up Dullards:
Lonestar
Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes – I’ve Had the Time of My Life
Eric Crapton
It’s late in the evening; she’s wondering what clothes to wear.
She puts on her make-up and brushes her long blonde hair.
And then she asks me, “Do I look all right?”
And I say, “Is this conversation included in my hour or do I only pay for the sex itself? “
We go to a party and everyone turns to see
This beautiful lady that’s walking around with me.
And then she asks me, “Do you feel all right?”
And I say, “Yes, I feel wonderful tonight, because I’m a racist old-fart rocker who makes billions from this pap, all the dads buy it LOL.”
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