With the constant talk of feuding warlords and ruthlessly efficient hired contract killings in Limerick, you might be forgiven for forming an image in your head of a highly competent criminal organisation that deserves our respect; a sinister criminal empire that has its tentacles in every part of Limerick city life.
But then once in a while you are reminded of just who exactly is behind all this mayhem: a bunch of retarded gorillas. They’re so thick, I’m surprised they can wipe their own arses. We all know about the wankstain that blew his brains out by mistake; how long do we have to wait before one of them tries to wipe his arse with a gun and ends up blowing his buttocks to mashed potato?
Members of the notorious McCarthy-Dundon gang have sent out a threat to the leader of their feud rivals on the YouTube website.
Convicted criminal John Dundon, who fled the country following a high-profile murder last year, brazenly warned his gang’s sworn enemy Christy Keane: “I know where you are.”
Fugitive Dundon posted the threat on youtube.com on Tuesday, despite the fact his gang are under the intense scrutiny of the gardai following the murder of innocent businessman Roy Collins (35) in April.
A garda source last night said it is not clear if the video material could be used as evidence in future criminal trials against McCarthy-Dundon gang members.
“That is a matter for the Director of Public Prosecutions. It is their call. It all depends on whether the DPP believes an offence has been committed,” he said.
On the video, Dundon (29) poses alongside a top of the range C-class Mercedes and says: “Christy, if you’re looking for me, I’m somewhere in Europe, but I know where you are.”
His younger brother, Ger Dundon (22) calls out: “See you soon, motherf***er.”
Here’s the video, but for how long, I don’t know:
So these gangsters are embracing the internet. From now on all the post office raids and drive-bys will be up on YouTube with some scutter from Ludacris pasted on top of it. After that, Twitter:
They’re hilarious. Say what you like about the ‘yos’ in America but at least they have a semblance of something resembling cool. These fuckbiscuits look like a bunch of farmers from Athea that hopped up on the tractor during a break from stacking turf to go into Listowel for some ice creams but took a wrong turn and ended up in the twenty-first century.
I’m finding it hard to understand why these morons cause so much trouble in Limerick. You would think the Gardaí would be able to handle them. All you would have to do is throw an acorn at one of them and then tell them the sky is falling in. Five minutes later they’d all be running around firing their rifles into the air demanding to see the King. Either that or tempt them into the Garda station with a packet of cigarettes on a piece of string.
If they really are ‘somewhere in Europe,’ my bet would be Amsterdam. It’s natural that these deformed pricks have to go there at least once a month to get laid. Even a blind woman would find it hard to get intimate with one of these ugly bastards.
Listen to the complete rubbish they’re playing. 50 Cent featuring Justin Timberlake. That’s bound to make you all look like hard men when you’re driving around Europe looking for someone to rape. Utter dickslaps.
They are nothing but a bunch of failures at life and they won’t have to wait too long before they are the ones getting their brains splattered all over their scummy clothes.
Poor attempt at being hard.
FAIL.
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I’m cringing while watching this. It’s embarrassing to think it’s people like this who are responsible for a large portion of the crime in Ireland. Doesn’t say much for the gardai.
I know! They really should stop watching Boyz n the Hood…
you say alot of things about hitler, but he had some great ideas for dealing with this type of vermin
Ah lads! Don’t be so cruel. It’s not their fault that evolution hasn’t been very kind to them. Give them another billion years and they should come good.
Right about now they’re somewhere around the level of sponges
Check this out from today’s Limerick Leader. A beautiful postscript to whole thing.
http://www.limerickleader.ie/news/Limerick-crime-boss-John-Dundon.5382489.jp
Did you here, these morons three days later wrote of this merc and nearly themselfs in Essex, They don’t need hitment to get them, as they are well capable to do themselfs in.
@girlysogroovy: Thanks for that! I hope he uploads a heartwarming recovery diary to Youtube
@hatemorons: I can’t believe how dumb they are. I’m surprised they can even drive.
These retards are a perfect example of why incest should be discouraged
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