Bertie the Bollocks
Popped into Easons earlier on, and was bemused by the sheer amount of silver haired women scurrying around with glee. There hadn’t been that many of them together in one place since Daniel O’Donnell unveiled his new death metal group, Curried Scutter and the Fremulons.
It took me about a minute to realise what was going on, but I soon saw the cause of all the commotion. Bertie Ahern’s big pink head was sending forth guff rays into the atmosphere the likes of which had never been seen before. He was there to sign his new book, which I’m guessing doesn’t touch on his corruption or criminality. Or indeed his regular habit of sticking his penis into tubs of butter and getting Mary Harney to lick it clean. I sincerely wish that some unstable young man or woman would take a bread knife to his throat.
The slimy oozings from Bertie’s sweaty, grubby cock were responsible for the creation of Cecelia Ahern. He should be jailed for that alone.
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Great stuff BMD. Keep up the sarky bile!
Noticed that Aherne was very quick off the mark paying tribute to Stephen Gately this morning: “He was 33 years of age, 15 years at the top, a fine musician”. You’d think Van Morrison had just popped his clogs…
I don’t want to dance on anyone’s grave but Gately was not a musicican.
He hardly had a note in his head, singing-wise, from what I could tell, like most of the rest of that mephitic boyband.
Still, it must be terrible time for his friends and family.
It’s also probably no co-incidence that someone promoting a book serialised in the Sunday Newspapers feels the need to jump in with a ‘tribute’ this morning, about one hour after the news broke.
15 years at the top? Perhaps at the top of a big heap of shit.
No arguments on that!
I just put some interesting (age-old) gossip on my blog regarding the late Mr. Gately.
It may be rubbish but, on the other hand, may explain quite a lot.
On your original post, if that corrupt buffoon Aherne gets into the Phoenix Park in 2 years time, I will either hang myself or emigrate immediately, even if I have to go to Zimbabwe.
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Bertie Ahern looks like something between an Ape and a halfwit.
ha ha ha