‘Touching Big Girls Bum’

I saw this yesterday on Dodson and Ross and had to share:

This honest gent is looking for advice on how to inform the object of his affection of his feelings towards her posterior.

My advice to you, Sexyman19, is don’t. The eighteen Sexymen who came before you are all in jail for trying the same thing. I try not to touch  the asses of people who haven’t explicitly asked me to, even if they’re lovely and round. Sometimes fear is nature’s way of telling you that something is not a good idea.

Be grateful that your cock always points north when you see a nice lady.

At least you’ll never lose your bearings.