It must be comforting for these Fair City actors to know that if their characters are ever killed off, at least the lookalike circuit is open to them.
By the way, in the unlikely event that one of these actors comes across this, I’m really sorry. It’s just a bit of fun. 
Poor thumb man. His life really has been robbed. Still cracks me up though.
I did feel a bit sorry for him, but then I thought ‘ah fuck it.’ Life’s too short to not be able to joke about people who look like things.