Now that the various religious institutions in Ireland are attempting to move forward and put their shameful pasts behind them, I think there might actually be a market for these products. Any way that they can make sure it doesn’t happen again has to be more than welcome:
I might apply to go on Dragons’ Den.
Shamelessly stolen from an old issue of Viz.


‘Father Begone’
Has a certain ring to it alright.
Fantastic! Keep up the good work.