‘Gerry Ryan’ is top Google search
ALISON HEALYTHE DEATH of RTÉ broadcaster Gerry Ryan led to his name being the most searched item in Google in Ireland in the first six months of this year, according to the internet search engine.
In the weeks following his death in April, there was a 3,750 per cent increase in searches for “Gerry Ryan”. Overall, there was a 1,150 per cent increase in searches for his name during the six months.
Well, ‘according to the internet search engine’, it wasn’t the most searched term, but the fastest rising search term. Seems the journalist didn’t bother with the difference.
Almost all of the actual top search terms owe their place in the list to those dopey shitheads who don’t know how to use the address bar of their browsers.
I admit it…I’m a dopey shithead…I have put one of those into a search engine instead of putting it into the address box.
But I’m guessing you don’t do it every day.. I’m also guessing it’s not because you don’t know how to do it properly!
Now all the Vatican will need is two authenticated miraculous cures before he is canonised. Eat your heart out, unsaintly Bono.
Darn..I was so hoping Google’s top search was for ‘Jeri Ryan’…”hot busty blond babe” Borg Seven of Nine on Star Trek: Next Generation. “hot busty blond babe” being the top search for me. BUT NOOOO!! I only get ‘Gerry fucking Ryan’! Google you fucked up!
All you Gerry Ryan haters make me sick! Think Gerry Ryan’s death was so great? Well look what you got now. Ryan Fucking Tubridy. The lanky cunt can’t go five seconds without issuing a personal insult against himself: “Sure mother said I had a face only a radio could love!”… Here’s another thing your mother said, Tubbers. “The best part of Ryan ran down the crack of my arse the night he was conceived.”