Suicide by Hooker

A KINKY City banker paid two unwitting escort girls to help him commit suicide.

Married father-of-two Colin Birch, 44, hanged from a tree after tricking them into becoming his “executioners”.

Mr Birch who had just lost his high-flying job, died in a wood in Dartford, Kent.

The two escort girls had hurled insults at the top City banker as he stood with a noose around his neck – believing it was all part of an elaborate sex game.

Mr Birch had told them to meet him in a wood and pose as his executioners.

But he insisted he would wear a safety harness.

Marie Laurent and Alex Sturley, both 35, found him in the noose, standing on a wooden step.

They said they left him for a moment before returning to find he had jumped – and had no harness after all.

A police source told The Sun: “The girls believe they were used to help kill him without realising what they were doing. It was death by hooker.“

Hmmm was it really a police source?

“When the girls got there he was crying with the noose on and one of them kissed his tears.”